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Name: Ron
Country: United States
State: California
Metro: San Diego
Gender: Male
Interests: Poetry, reporting the news, play jazz flute, swimming, and much more
Expertise: Reporting the news and doing my hair
Occupation: Other
Industry: Media
Message: message meEmail: email me
Member Since:
1/1/2006
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| THIS JUST IN.........
Ron Burgundy is moving! While I just loved it in beautiful San Diego, I felt it was time for a change. I'll now be reporting the news in a quaint little city........Watertown, WI. I have been intrigued by many things in this place, especially a certain Bible college. I have dedicated myself to bringing news to all those who wish to know what is really happening at Maranatha.......
In the mean time, I'm Ron Burgundy. Stay classy Watertown........ | | |
| RECALL!!!
This just in! The infamous cologne "Sex Panther" (illegal in 6 countries) has been recalled!
It appears that the scent, made with bits of real panther, is defective. By the time the panther odor is released, it resembles pure kerosene, mixed with a baby's diaper. Reports originally said that 60% of the time it works on women every time. This is not true!!! Rather, 27% of the time it works most times. Please, for the love of all things sacred, DO NOT USE THIS PRODUCT!!!
Stay classy San Diego | | |
| Hello, my name is Ron Burgundy. I'm sure you already knew that because, well, people know me. I mean, I have many leather bound books, and my apartment wreaks of rich mahogoney. This web site will be dedicated to bringing you the news, since that is what I do best..... | | |
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